Yesterday I was in the parking lot of a post office when some bird droppings fell just a few inches from where I was standing. As far as I can remember, this is the closest I've ever come to being hit by bird poop. So I have 2 questions:
1) Why aren't we hit more often?
2) Who HAS been hit?
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I've been hit. Several times.
1. We have a deal with the birds. They don't defecate on us, we look the other way on the statue defecating. (Adapted from Seinfeld)
2. Not I, but Dena has been hit with some whoppers. Most notably was in the parking lot of Walmart. The damage was so bad she had to buy a new shirt to wear home.
Once, on the shoulder.
'Tis true. I was on the way from Beulah to the movies with the Tattons. We got out of the car in front of Wal-Mart and I got hit. The splat was the size of a grapefruit and you could clearly see the contents of its last meal. No joke! I immediately bought a new shirt, as it stunk and I was not going to sit throught the movie like that. At least it missed my hair and saved me from a Wal-Mart sink shower!
i've been hit, but i also grew up on Grand Manan and our gulls have great aim at anyone who dares step foot onto the wharves... fun stuff indeed...
scottie l.
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