Friday, May 25, 2007

Funny Friday 2

Steven Wright is my favorite comedian of all time. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a video that contained a ton of his best jokes, so this one will have to do. Feel free to make suggestions for next Friday, but until then, enjoy the dry delivery of Steven Wright:

11 comments:

Elliott said...

I love dry humour. That was just dry. Sorry Matt. I give him a 4 out of 10. He had a couple of good ones, but I didn't even crack a smile. Better luck next time.

Maybe I just didn't get it.

matthew said...

no problem. it's harder to find funny files than i thought and i knew this wasn't a good one. i was hoping people would make suggestions. plus, i know most people don't find steven wright as funny as i do.

Sarah Gomez said...

Brian Regan. Very funny. Very clean. I just heard of him yesterday. Jer says he saw him on Comedy Central once or something.. We watched for more than an hour. Lots on You Tube. I'll comment again and leave good clips later.

I've heard all these steven wright jokes from you before :P

Elliott Innes said...

Ok, well here is my suggestion. Josh Blue from Last Comic Standing. Genius!

I Lost You At Hello!!! said...

I love Steven Wright. He is one of a very few unique comics out there. I think my favourite line of his is "I like to tease my plants when I water them. I water them with ice cubes" Truly funny stuff. I know it for a fact that Elliot has no sense of humour so keep the good stuff coming.

glo said...

I heard Steven write on the David Lederman show. much funnier then this clip. but Hey maybe some of that was he had this huge beard.

Elliott said...

And I know for a fact that Kirk smells really, really bad!

Nicole said...

Usually he is funnier. I love his joke on dying instantly. If you haven't heard that one, look it up.

PS- My blog is up and running again.

http://jerorfamily6.blogspot.com/

matthew said...

thanks for the suggestions :)

There is a lot of funny stuff on youtube that is ruined from blog-worthyness by 1 dumb joke, sad.

I have steven wright's CD "I have a pony" (i think that's the title). It is really funny. And, as Sarah said, I do use a lot of his jokes in real life (which also get mixed reviews!)

I Lost You At Hello!!! said...

It is true i have trouble smelling the difference betwwen a skunk and Elliot's breathe. i do smell bad. Here's another favourite Steven Wright quote " I had a dream that midgets were trying to assasinate me. I bought a bullet proof car. Since they were midgets i bought a convertable." "If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer"

Elliott Innes said...

yeah... my breath does stink... touche.