Saturday, December 13, 2008

Cookies in Public

When in public, at a function with cookie refreshments, you pretty much have to take whatever cookie you touch. This is unfortunate because I much prefer soft cookies to hard cookies (they are not just better, but they are also easier to eat in public without looking like an idiot). It is not always possible to visually discern whether a cookie is soft or hard. If I'm by myself, I can touch all the cookies to find the soft one's and those who eat the hard cookies later don't know the difference. This is why I prefer to eat cookies in secret.

6 comments:

Jecca said...

you make a great point.

Tammy Craig said...

Well, you know how you can solve the eating cookies in public, right? Bring soft-baked cookies with you and give them to the party host to put out. Then you don't have to feel all the cookies; you can identify soft-baked pretty easily. Problem solved!

regan said...

That is really gross. I'm glad there's little chance I'll ever eat from a batch of cookies you've "tested."

Katie said...

Tammy....

That creates the other problem of where he would get the soft-baked cookies!

Tammy Craig said...

The elves, Katie...Keebler would enable him... ;)

Scott said...

Cookie,cookie,cookie starts with C. C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!