Friday, April 04, 2008

Crazy News X3

A Tree is Bigger than a Branch!!!
It was recently reported that there are now more Muslims in the world than Roman Catholics. This was, apparently, a shocking revelation despite the fact that Islam is an entire religion with various branches and Roman Catholicism is one branch of a much larger religion.

A Woman is Pregnant!!!
It was recently reported that a man is pregnant despite the fact that said man is actually just a woman who has taken steps to become a man while maintaining her female parts.

A Rod is More Valuable than many Marlins!!!
It was recently reported that New York Yankee Alex Rodriquez will make $28 million dollars this season despite the fact that the entire Florida Marlins roster will make only $21 million. By the way, the Marlins have won a World Series more recently than the Yankees.

5 comments:

Aaron Perry said...

Yeah, I loved the story about a man being pregnant. Stupid.

Also, A-Rod may be getting paid 28-mil a season, but he still struck out last night when it mattered most--bottom of the 9th, two runners on, down by three!! :)

Elliott said...

Yes, triple craziness, no doubt.

Sarah said...

I'm so glad you clarified the whole thing about the man being pregnant. I saw a preview on Oprah and I thought, "That's crazy and sickening." The whole situation is just twisted.

theajthomas said...

Ask a catholic if they are just a branch...

matthew said...

I'm actually fine with treating Catholicism as a separate religion if that is what they wish. Roman Catholics are extremely united, though there are some smaller sects.

The thing that bothers me in that the media treats Islam as 1 unified religion. There are sunni and shi'ite and one could even talk about Ba'hai as a sect of Islam. There are tons of branches