Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Sneaky Pastor Tricks

If you can convince yourself (and your congregation)
that the following 3 lines are truths,
then you may be a pastoral ministry guru:


Running into church members at Wal-Mart is a legitimate source of pastoral visits for your next LBA report


Blogging is so personally edifying that it's a necessity for office hours


It's important to keep one's schedule empty so there is plenty of time to delegate

These statements are intended for comedic purposes and do not represent my actual understanding of effective pastoral ministry

1 comment:

matthew said...

you guys are all chicken