Once upon a time there was an extremely shy young man named Klark Cent. He liked an extremely beautiful young woman named Lois Lane. He was too nervous to talk to her, but one day she talked to him:
'Why is your first name spelled with a K instead of a C?...and why is your last name spelled withh a C instead of a K?'
The young man tried to think of a witty response....
'Ummm.....well.....it's a clue!'
The young man realized that didn't make any sense
'Ummm...no, well. It's not a clue. My parents had to spell it like this b/c the name Clark Kent is copywrited.'
Lois laughed. She found his nervousness charming. Plus he was adorable. But she was pretty shy too, and waited for him to make the next move. The young man realized it was his turn. Over the next few weeks he planned and plotted. Finally he came to a decision: He would hang out with Lois's younger brother. This would show Lois that he was a SUPER guy, a family man. It would allow them to get to know eachother indirectly. Klark played football with Lois's brother. He talked with him, laughed with him, joked with him, took him on a trip to Cleveland, etc. Klark believed his plan was working perfectly.
But Klark had no conclusion to his plan. Opportunities arose and departed un-utilized. After a while, Lex Luther posted Klark's true feelings on his website for all the world to see. Klark was so embarressed. He gave up. His first big crush was over. He vowed never to love again. This lasted a few weeks.
Part 2 Coming Soon
(If you really want to guess who's who...IM me)
2 comments:
FYI- It's not a good plan to hang out with the younger brother, friend, sister, cousin of the girl you like...she will never get the message. And, the more you are around the girl without saying something, the more shy you become. And, assuming that perhaps this girl had a minor curious interest in you to begin with, it would dwindle as more and more time goes by because she will assume and conclude you are not interested because of inaction. Thus, unrequited love. It's tragic. Learn from the lesson boyz, learn from the lesson.
Lesson learned :)
Slowly but surely
That was my first crush, I've gotten slightly braver since then....year by year. Kinda.
BTW....'anonymous' is a pretty name :)
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