Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Sweet Sermon!

KJV-Onlyism & Proof-Texting merge
To form 1 Hilarious Sermon Conclusion!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the????

scottie

The AJ Thomas said...

This dude is awesome! If you go to their churches web site it says that he has "no formal training or degree" Shocking I know.

It also says that several hundreds have come to Christ through their soul winning endeavors. A full room shot of their Sunday service reveals approximately 30 people including children.

Josephine said...

Oh. My. Where did you find this?! I laughed til I cried. And then , of course, I got angry---because i don't handle gospel-abuse very well. but, i got up to make a hot cocoa and I'm okay again.

glo said...

wow, so that is what it means to be a man.

matthew said...

AJ...thanks for convincing me to check out the websites :)

Josephine...I found this on Ken S's blog via Drury. Glad you got some Cocoa :)

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I Lost You At Hello!!! said...

This is the lesson from the Word that I have been searching for. We at Central have been trying to decide what our direction should be over the next 5 years and now I know. New urinals for the bathroom. Currently we don't have any. I feel so ashamed.

Dena said...

Wow!!! At first I couldn't figure out if it was good or bad to pee standing up (since God kills them), but now I get it! Oh my!

Dena said...

One the church's website, under the section about the pastor you can click on a link to go to the wife's personal blog. Interestingly enough they are big Ron Paul supporters....uh oh, Matt. You might be on a slippery slope! I will spend all night on my knees for you!

Regan said...

I couldn't even watch the whole thing... ugh!

matthew said...

haha, good find Dena

i'll have to re-think this whole thing!

Josephine said...

Kirk said that we need to install urinals in church men's restrooms....

Well, I stumbled upon this today:

http://www.servantevangelism.com/matrix/public.htm#urinal

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