Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Sweet Sermon!

KJV-Onlyism & Proof-Texting merge
To form 1 Hilarious Sermon Conclusion!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the????

scottie

theajthomas said...

This dude is awesome! If you go to their churches web site it says that he has "no formal training or degree" Shocking I know.

It also says that several hundreds have come to Christ through their soul winning endeavors. A full room shot of their Sunday service reveals approximately 30 people including children.

Jo said...

Oh. My. Where did you find this?! I laughed til I cried. And then , of course, I got angry---because i don't handle gospel-abuse very well. but, i got up to make a hot cocoa and I'm okay again.

Unknown said...

wow, so that is what it means to be a man.

matthew said...

AJ...thanks for convincing me to check out the websites :)

Josephine...I found this on Ken S's blog via Drury. Glad you got some Cocoa :)

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Kirk said...

This is the lesson from the Word that I have been searching for. We at Central have been trying to decide what our direction should be over the next 5 years and now I know. New urinals for the bathroom. Currently we don't have any. I feel so ashamed.

Dena said...

Wow!!! At first I couldn't figure out if it was good or bad to pee standing up (since God kills them), but now I get it! Oh my!

Dena said...

One the church's website, under the section about the pastor you can click on a link to go to the wife's personal blog. Interestingly enough they are big Ron Paul supporters....uh oh, Matt. You might be on a slippery slope! I will spend all night on my knees for you!

Anonymous said...

I couldn't even watch the whole thing... ugh!

matthew said...

haha, good find Dena

i'll have to re-think this whole thing!

Jo said...

Kirk said that we need to install urinals in church men's restrooms....

Well, I stumbled upon this today:

http://www.servantevangelism.com/matrix/public.htm#urinal

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