Monday, August 28, 2006

Alphabet Match-Maker

Below are the results of my Alphabetical Matchmaking system

Aaron H & Alison L
Aaron P & Amy S
Audrey C & Chris M
Aza B & Corey T
Dana W & Damien G
Dave L & Elizabeth S
DJ S & Heidi B
Geoff H & Heidi S
Jessica B & Josh M
Joanna H & Kirk P
Kris G & Kristie I
Laura M & Matthew R
Marie H & Mike S
Megan B & Robin W

The following girls 'suffer' for lack of remaining 'men'
Missy M
Rachel C
rachel v
selinda i
steph i
tammy c
tina b
trish k

Disclaimer:
I am not totally sure on everyone's 'single' status, so the results are somewhat subject to error. Other than that, however, the system is about perfect. I have taken a few liberties in my definition of 'eligible'

20 comments:

Steph said...

wow, some of those are really, really funny

Jo said...

haha only you could get away with posting something random like this matt.

Kirk said...

I'd like to think I could get away with it. Well Jo I guess it is fate. I'll keep the upstairs room open for you as soon as you can get away from all your current responsibilities.

Mommy of Four said...

Okay, I think I agreed with like one...MAYBE two....but the others?? HOLY!!!!! Where did you get that from?????? Geez....good thing you're not a paid professional matchmaker....

By the way...you left out YOUR nmae on the list....

Alison said...

I vote NO on the matchmaking of matthew... but thanks for thinking of us... (I think you really did this because you still are convinced that aaron and I belong together and this was the easiest way to do it)

matthew said...

There's no voting. I was told to use this system by God. If I had made the matches manually (instead of with the alphabet method), I certainly would have done things differently. But I am not the master of fate.

In either case, Aaron & Alison would have been placed together, if only for comedic purposes.

matthew said...

and kayla, I am on the list...but I think only a few of these couples will actually hook up. As I said, I'm done with bbc girls. You're all too cranky.

Anonymous said...

lol ur great matt :)
that made my day

Mommy of Four said...

I guess I missed the line with your name on it...

Jo said...

lol. i'm afraid i've lost you at goodbye kirk. even the fates cannot conquer transcontinental communication barriers.

Heather Durkee said...

wow...gutsy. Glad I'm taken.

Anonymous said...

no thanks.
[I'm on the list but prefer to remain anonymous, but will give you one hint: we're not all cranky Matt]

matthew said...

okay, new game....guess who anonymous is!

Richards' said...

Matthew, you are the most random person I have ever met... And I don't like to think of myself as cranky! But lock me in a room with a BBC guy, and I may turn that way :) And I agree with Heather, glad I am taken!

Kirk said...

Wow shot down by my alphabet match. Ok try it again Matt but use the second letter of everyone's middle name.

matthew said...

nah, that won't do. I'm trying to create a system that puts me with Natalie Portman. But first I have to get her to do a semester at BBC

Benson said...

This is a fantastic idea... I think everyone on the list ought to make just one attempt on a date... No harm done... No expectations of another date... What's to lose... You may actually have a great time... and for those who are worried about the cost of traveling... don't let such a small detail get in the way... BBC girls...show why you're not cranky... BBC guys...prove that you can be locked in a room with a BBC girl and not make her cranky:)

I think you are on to something Matthew!

Heather Durkee said...

Matthew, every time I post, I am not showing up on your blog roller.

Anonymous said...

I'd say this system could go down in history as one of the foremost matchmaking techniques, probably to rival all those other crappy internet ones.

or not. But I wouldn't mind seeing Alison and Aaron together. :)

Jo said...

ah benson, you (and others) are obviously far too idealistic and naive to realize that, alas, each random match above is pre-eminently doomed due to geographical confines and their duties therein. ya can't fight existential reality. nobody on that list even lives near one another!

sigh. women. we're so grounded and logical and pragmatic. what would the world do without us? haha.