Wigs

I hate hair. Especially mine. I like it either really short or really long. But if I have it really short, I have to keep maintaining the shortness! I'm told some guys get their hair cut every 2 weeks! I only want to get a hair cut once or twice a year. So I've tried having long hair. I don't mind that at all except for the fact that you end up needing to wash it like every day. That's just another annoying morning task. There is no happy middle-position b/c my hair sticks up in funny places during the in-between stage. And SO, I want a wig.